Heaven’s personnel office has received twelve transfer applications, a pile of scorched feathers, and a halo bitten clean through. Your guardian angel still believes you have a purpose. The disagreement concerns whether supervising it is worth combat pay.
♈ Aries Your angel intercepted three consequences before breakfast. You call this momentum. He calls it time to request reassignment to a volcano, where the warning signs are respected by at least some people.
♉ Taurus Your angel will spend Tuesday moving a mountain out of your path. You will complain that you preferred it where it was. He will put it back with you on the other side.
♊ Gemini Your angel has been recording your promises on both sides of his wings, leaving no room for flying. A second angel assigned to verify your statements has quietly converted to atheism.
♋ Cancer Your angel must inspect every person who enters your life for signs of eventual abandonment. Your latest prospect passed, but you rejected him because he felt unfamiliar. The angel has requested a transfer to that prospect.
♌ Leo Your angel providea a modest miracle. You ask whether it could happen again with better lighting. Beware if he discovers that your halo request includes a dimmer switch for everyone else.
♍ Virgo Your angel submitted a flawless transfer application. You found a spacing error. He corrected it. You found another. His application is now in its forty-seventh revision, and you are stuck overseeing the process.
♎ Libra Your angel appeared in a dream and clearly indicated the right path. You asked what the other path was wearing. He now stands at the crossroads holding two sunsets while you solicit a third opinion.
♏ Scorpio Your angel prevented someone from wronging you. When you ask the person’s name, your angel tells you she is in witness protection. Do not bother to ask for a forwading adddess.
♐ Sagittarius Your angel caught you when you jumped without looking. You called it an adventure and jumped again. He has requested a posting somewhere that gravity is merely advisory.
♑ Capricorn Your angel saved your life, and you asked how soon you could return to work. He now appears beside your desk as a small, exhausted cloud. You have begun hanging action items from him.
♒ Aquarius Your angel advised you to sleep on your new idea. During a nightmare your bed rejects conventional thinking. Your angel spends six hours trying to coax your bed down from the telephone wires.
♓ Pisces Your angel has been appearing in dreams to explain his resignation. You keep waking before the difficult part. Last night he stayed to watch you sleep. His transfer request remains unsigned.
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